mr possett was a gardening type he thought of vegetables day and night his potting shed was the pride of his life until one day he was shocked to find rising damp on his potting shed wall mr possett was really appalled he wrote a letter to the council man the very next day he would buy a stamp

mr possett woke next morning got out of bed, stood up yawning put on his shirt, fastened his tie is that the time? my god, i'll have to fly! i've got a first class stamp to buy and i know the reason why i've ate my breakfast and drunk my tea i'm going to buy that stamp it's quite important to me as mr possett walked down the road out of the bushes jumped a great big toad hopping and dancing along the street avoiding the toad collector's feet i've got a first class stamp to buy and i know the reason why ain't going to the bread-shop, ain't going to the bank I'm off to the post office to buy a stamp the toad it leapt for possett's knee i'll get you toad, you wait and see but first i've got to buy a stamp and save my potting shed from rising damp i've ate my breakfast and drunk my tea i'm going to buy that stamp and a toad won't stop me next morning as possett was locking his door he glanced up the garden and guess what he saw.. the giant toad was there it was waiting for him with an evil grin it clambered onto the potting shed roof started bouncing around while making a sound the sound that giant toads make when potting shed roofs are about to break the potting shed shed roof began to splinter then split in twain with a crash of timber giant toad hopped off up the garden and mr possett was broken hearted i've got a potting shed roof to mend have you got a hammer i could lend? then i'll catch that toad and wring it's neck it's broken my roof and deserves what it gets..

out of the Swan and into the park waiting til it's dark down to the lake and up with the roof we don't leave any proof we're The WBMC and we're moving boats for liberty

words by Steve